Christmas Shopping Madness
So did you go out shopping on Black Friday? My hat is off to you that braved the crowded stores to get just the right gifts for those you love but I take that hat off while I rest comfortably at home and sip my egg nog, happy that I am not one of the crowd members you must wrestle that iPad from.
I tried shopping the traditional way a couple of years back. I was called names, pushed by a ten year old and I’m pretty sure I was sexually molested by a 70 year old, blue haired lady with a cane all while trying to find my way through the crowds of a department store to buy a television that had a desirable sale price. After leaving the 70 year old lady my phone number and feeling happy that I made a new friend, I promptly promised myself to never do that again. I mean, Myrtle never did call me, after all I and her cane had been through too.
Tis the season to be jolly! But for mad crowds of shoppers with bargains flashing in their eyes, there is little to be jolly about if someone takes their shopping prize before they can shove it into their cart. Shopping can truly be a frightening thing as the video below will demonstrate.
I don’t know about you folks, but crazed scenes like that kinda dampens my Christmas cheer. Play all the wonderful old Christmas carols you want but starring down a 250 lb bull of a woman with her eyes on a coffee maker for $19.95 at three in the morning is just unnatural and the stuff of nightmares.
But It Doesn’t Have To Be That Way
Friends, we live in an age where you can do all your Christmas shopping from the comfort of your home. Why on earth would anyone risk being trampled to death in a department store when everyone on your shopping list can be taken care of with ease right here?
T-shirts make a really terrific gift idea. They are funny, inexpensive, comfortable, always in fashion and are always appreciated. T-shirts make terrific stocking stuffers and they are the perfect problem solver for that someone you just can’t think of a perfect gift for.
CuriousInkling t-shirts aren’t like the flimsy, poor quality shirts you buy from large department stores at a discount, all three of our shirt outlets feature top quality famous name brand t-shirts that put other stores to shame and at a very affordable price too! Now through December, you can take advantage of huge sales from all our outlets!
CuriousInkling at Printfection |
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| One Man Wolf Pack Kids Long Sleeve(11 Great colors!) *$23.99 |
Hunter S. Thompson Women’s Raglan *25.99(8 colors available) |
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| Trololo Men’s Tees *$19.99(Gilda Ultracotton 31 colors avail.) | Dr. Evil Boo Frickity Hoo Spaghetti TankSoft baby ribbed cotton *$23.99 |
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| Mad Hatter Word Art Womens Fine Jersey*$25.99 (Available in 9 great colors) | Anger Management Womens Dark*$26.99 (Available in 9 awesome colors) |
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| Seinfeld Jerk Store Tees *$19.99 | Stepbrothers Boats ‘N Hoes Raglan*$23.99 |
| These are only a few examples of the fine quality shirts we have available. This design comes in sizes and styles to fit the entire family.Visit Our Outlet Shop at Prinfection To See Them All!*Prices are subject to change without notice. | |
Printfection is an amazing outlet supplier for us. The company is top notch in offering high quality shirts for my designs and their customer service is a real treat to see in this day and age. They are a wonderful bunch of folks that will bend over backwards to make you happy with your purchase.
CuriousInkling at Zazzle |
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| Bacon It’s Like Meat Candy*$17.95 | Cereal Killer Womens Petite *23.95(12 colors available) |
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| Callahan Auto Parts *$23.30(Ladies Spaghetti Tank 6 colors avail.) | Disregard Females Mens Shirts11 colors available *$22.30 |
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| Respect The Mustache Long Sleeve*$28.95 Pre-shunk 100% cotton | Kurt Vonnegut Art Hoodie*$44.00 (Incredibly thick and warm!) |
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| Mony Python Holy Grail*$26.05 | Womens Irish Long Sleeve Tees*$28.90 |
| These are only a few examples of the fine quality shirts we have available. This design comes in sizes and styles to fit the entire family.Visit Our Outlet Shop at Zazzle To See Them All!*Prices are subject to change without notice. | |
Zazzle is a lot of fun for us to work with because our customers get to customize each shirt they buy from there, leading to endless possibilities for gift giving. Professional customer service and quick shipping will make your shopping a breeze.
CuriousInkling at Cafepress |
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| Christmas Vacation :: The ExperienceWomens Tee *$21.99 | Cave Johnsons Combustible Lemons*25.99 (9 colors available) |
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| Sexy HTML Tag Jr Raglan *$26.99(3 colors avail.) | Vintage Chili Pepper Pin Up GirlWhite Mens Cotton Tee *$20.99 |
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| Flying Tigers WWII Aviatoin Nose ArtMens Dark Tee *$24.99 | Breaking Bad :: I Am The Danger*$26.99 Womens Dark Tees |
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| Honey Badger :: He Don’t Care*$20.99 | Every Day Im Shufflin Womens Tee*$21.99 |
| These are only a few examples of the fine quality shirts we have available. This design comes in sizes and styles to fit the entire family.Visit Our Outlet Shop at Cafepress To See Them All!*Prices are subject to change without notice. | |
We have been with Cafepress for ages. They are the online t-shirt pros of choice and the quality of shirts we sell from them is well above anything you will find in department stores. Quality garments with amazing print all at a price anyone can afford. This is what makes tee shirts the perfect holiday gift for anyone on your list.
