Face Paint Freak Out
Face paint is pretty cool. There is always some sort of festival or art show going on in the town that I live in and with that is always some form of face painting for the kids, mostly. They will usually paint simple flowers or butterflies on the darling kids faces and before today, that’s all I thought of the art of face painting. I was wrong though as this collection of extravagant and unusual face paint images will show. Check them out.
Oh, it’s a painting of a nice young lady. NO! It’s actually a creepy fat guy and…and he’s looking right at you, run!
Do you see him? It will freak you out when you do.
Yeah. Well that’s about the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in ages. Thanks for the nightmare, jackass!
Come on now, is it me or is there just something wildly appealing about women made to look like cats? Oh, it’s just me, huh? Well then just forget I said anything.
See it’s all fun and games ’til you see their eyes. NOOooo! Go away creepy banana face!
See, here’s an example of a really good face paint job of Disney’s Goofy. It would be funny if it weren’t so horrifying.
I never did like Donald Duck and this ain’t helping any.
Yeah, that will pretty much do it for any of my favorite childhood cartoons.
What’s this one called? “The yawn of insanity”?
Hottest Christmas Shirts Anywhere
Some would try to restrict us from Owling pleasure but we will have none of that. Get as aggravated as you want as we perch and mock you. We care not for your old and conventional ways, planker! We are owlers and so we shall owl right in front of you while making poopy noises to taunt you further.
Our owling has become more daring. We watch you mere mortals now from higher, more public perches. Yes, we watch you and you do not see us because we perch so high. We are now ninja-owlers. Just go about your business as we watch you with loathsome disrespect.
You are doing it wrong. This is not owling! You can’t owl from the ground. How can you stare creepily at the peoples from above if you are on the ground? You should go back to planking and sulk in your life as a boring planker if you can do no better than this…PLANKER!
This is what we do to plankers. We owl from them. That’s right, go ahead and plank you has-been plankers. We will perch atop you and you will now feel as foolish as you look. We will perch on you and make poopy noises just to mock you.
We will find new and more irritating places to owl. This may be your favorite office stool. No matter, we will display our owling prowess wherever we like. You keep working, plankers, we are owling.
Our owling affords us an expanded state of consciousness. Reaching a Zen-like state of Owling is common among us while plankers simply tend to fall asleep.
Owling like a boss! We sit upon our perch and watch you go about your lives. We owl and if you see us in our owling perch you might wonder what is going on but never mind that, you planking mortals. We are owling and you will not understand. This is the nature of owling and it is our way.
Some folks see owling as a chance to risk breaking there neck. This lovely lass apparently doesn’t realize that owling on a stair banister, however impressive, can result in a nightmarish fall. Either way, photos would be taken I’m sure so, hey, win/win right?
Office owling is a terrific way to win the respect of your employer and be hailed as worship-worthy by coworkers.
Home owling will make your parents burst with pride. This young lady is perched atop what appears to be a fireplace mantle. Good show! You would have earned extra points for making owl face but thumbs up anyway.
Outdoors owling for premium perch locations.
Bathroom owling can be fun but it’s dangerous. Slippery tile makes for emergency room owling.
I don’t care how good you are at owling, nobody is as cool as Christopher Walken owling.
Say what you want but Viagra is a very dangerous drug. I can almost hear her friend over the loud music. “Lacey, turn around!”
High school dance or tryouts for the next zombie flick?
Roids and beer. Excellent combination for a dance party.
ZOMG! I LOVE THIS SONG!!
When you have more hair on your back than on your head, its usually a good idea to keep the shirt on. But you go ahead cowboy, throw that shirt to the wind and dance like you just don’t care.
See, when your boogie groove actually horrifies your friends, you need to just stop. Just stop. This young lady has obviously learned to do the Herp-Derp Shuffle and it’s working, big-time. You go, girl.
The sad thing is, this guy really thinks he looks cool doing that. See, too much beer hurts you in ways you can’t immediately imagine.
Impressive display of planking or face-plant due to excessive dancing douchbaggery?
Chelsea immediately regrets agreeing to dance with Kyle when the familiar beat of The Macarena begins playing on the loudspeakers.
The mosh pit turned ugly fast but that wasn’t going to stop Kumar from showing off his break-dancing skills.
I don’t know what to say about this. It’s disturbing but try to stop looking at it now. I have one more below.
Oh come on, she’s wearing a string bikini, what did you think was going to happen?
